Stranded Humor Enthusiast Pillows

When hair stylists are shipwrecked.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

"Very few leave the grove!"

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

Internet crap.

A cow in a wind tunnel.

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

Man balancing food.

I don't think we'll bother using graphics at this year's shareholders' meeting.

Pavement Artists

Working from home

"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."

No caption

"At the bottom of the ocean – why, where are you?"

Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."