Stranded Humor Enthusiast Pillows

When hair stylists are shipwrecked.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

Cat reading Rommel biography.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

'Oops, actually, this is a cockroach I squashed the other day.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"All I'm getting is the effects of global warming on the ice cap..."

A man walks three dogs at gunpoint

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

"Very few leave the grove!"

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'He should have planned his wardrobe this morning - his Flies undone...'

'No fortune cookies please - I don't want to get my hopes up.'

Internet crap.

'Dear diary, went to the beach again today.'

'Looks like the milk depot are doing a promotion on fireworks again.'

"Maybe we should take a break from smashing our air guitars at the end of each show. Replacing them is getting really expensive!"

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

A cow in a wind tunnel.

No Trespassing - Official Government Wetlands.

Man balancing food.

Pavement Artists

I don't think we'll bother using graphics at this year's shareholders' meeting.

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Selecting teeth.. "I'll have those, please."

"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."

Working from home

Flip 4 ten commandments. #3 will shock you!