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'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

Deserted island with a 'No Smoking' sign on it

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'I blame global warming!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Lookout, here comes another boatload of cartoonists.'

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

"It's from the Facebook company. They're buying out every messaging platform."

Drawing on an island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

Bed of Nails on Holiday

Desert Island Bagpipes

New Homes

Desert Island Books

Castaway hides from cruise ship

Man on Island.

Little Taxes.