Island Imaginations Gifts

"Boxing day is so boring."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Art of Surviving

"We've got a problem."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

"I spy something blue."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Creatures from Jabberwocky.

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

King on desert island sits beneath tree in shape of court jester hat

His Master Voice Desert Island

"Are you talking to me?"

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

'Good morning, Ginger! -- Good morning, Mary Ann!'

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

"For Valentine's Day. I thought you might enjoy breakfast in bed."

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'