Idealism Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

No One Is Ever Good Enough For Mr. Persnickety

Philosophically bankrupt.

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

'Idealist'

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

' A good idea '

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Bright idea

Paul Ree

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

Boom

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

Elevator Pitch

Citizen of the world.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'Okay, let's go over this again: You tell me your great ideas, I repeat them back to you, then you tell me I have a great idea and I get all the credit for it!'

'If we can't come up with better ideas, at least we should have better excuses.'

Patents office.

New Idea

"Actually, I worked my way up from ideas and you can too!"

American Venn diagram

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

Eureka

'The tests indicate you've been exposed to a new idea.'

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Come in please, I have something I'd like to bounce off you!'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

Intelligent Sexual Design

"If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid."