Island Idealist Mugs

Public footpath on a desert island.

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Reginald Bunthorne

Citizen of the world.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Art of Surviving

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'Idealist'

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

'Young Love'

On John Lennon: 'WE may say he's a dreamer,...but he's not the only one.'

'Isn't it romantic, being married in the same alley where we first met eight months ago?'

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"Students always think that they're going to change the world..."

"Let's run away and make a new life for ourselves filled with completely different problems."

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

Christian Speed Dating

'Cute girl from philosophy. . . BBQ at Dave's. I wonder if she's going?. . . Flat meeting to talk about me not doing my share.'

A hippie saying "Peace"

I lost a heart in San Francisco.

"My date with Bradley was so romantic. I didn't even have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'Oh darling, I want to spend the rest of my life with you! But please do not impute or infer any intentions from that comment.'

Desert Island Gossipping

"I've half a mind to take it down."

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

"I'm so glad I found you. You're the woman I've been waiting for!"

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Napoleon III's Wedding to Eugenie

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

An astronaut sees a desert island in space.

"Boxing day is so boring."