Coastal Thinker Mugs

"Delivery."

"Nation-building never works."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Cat got your tongue?"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Lighthouse

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

"OK, that was the ebb tide. Now we wait for the neap tide."

Ship of fools.