Coastal Creator Mugs

Lighthouse Painter.

Local Knowledge

Holiday time.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Try me/try me/try me...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Creator's Block

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

Lighthouse

Replacement Lighthouse

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'OK, so you've considered a whale and never committed. How about adoping a shell?'

"Delivery."

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"No, sir, this isn't Positano. It's the Jersey Shore."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

The Puffin Restaurant: Today's special - regurgitated sand eels

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

God's Writers Block

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

These are oysters --- They're crunchy on the outside and gooey on the inside!