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Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Segregated Beach

"Shall we put it in play?"

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"It's a sand castle, dear. Assembly required."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Delivery."

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

This plaque commemorates the trees that was cut down to make space for this bench.

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it — who cares?!"

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I bark, therefore I am."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

Cornwall

You're getting warmer.

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'