Summer Success Strategist T-Shirts

"It was a perfect summer!!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

Working Environment

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

'hard work and more hard work got me where I am today...Not my hard work of course.'

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

"I like to stay on top of things."

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Another thing is that it's really cool in the summer!

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

I'm starting a lawn-mowing service instead of going to camp. Excellent. Can I have a loan to get started? What for? Gas can, tool cart, mower blade, sharpening and insurance in case I cut off my foot or someone's prized peony. Maybe we can afford summer camp. It's a bargain.

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"But am I happy? Very."

'Hefner is thinking about the off season already.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'