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"I say, if at first you don't succeed, redefine success."

'Son, I'm leaving you with the 3 vital elements of success - self confidence, sound education, and inherited wealth.'

"We thought we could put in the details later."

Failure - Success

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"Don't disturb Daddy. He's busy visualizing unparalleled success in the business world and, by extension, a better life for us all."

"You realize, of course, it's not what you are that counts. It's who you know. Who do you know?

'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'

Mountain Tops Incorporated

'The secret of success is sincerity. ...and if you don't have it, fake it.'

Nun reads book entitled The Seven Habits of Highly Successful People.

Road to success.

'Success is relative, the more success the more relatives.'

'Sometimes being motivated and working hard isn't enough. Inheriting the company was what worked for me.'

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

There's no aftershave cologne that smells like success.

'Remember, if at first you don't succeed, ask yourself, what would Rupert Murdoch do?'

Success is buying your experience cheap . . . and selling at a profit.

'Let's just say that I'm at one of those intervals in my career where I need to tweak my personal definition of success a bit!'

'Son, there are two kinds of people - the Trickle Downs, and the Trickle Downed Upon - you want to be the dry kind.'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"The secret is to ask yourself: what would someone who's successful do?"

By the time I found the key to success, they'd added a password.

"But am I happy? Very."

"There are two rules for success in life. One: never tell everything you know."

"I thought I would put in the details later."

Yes, I am slow, but my life expectancy is way longer than yours, so I can still achieve a lot in life...

Others' perceptions (which aren't always true)

Butterfly Woman

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

He was destined for greatness. Whatever that meant.

'You really want that promotion, don't you, Sherman?'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

Bullseye!