Ocean Story Strategist Gifts

Financing Nemo

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Reverse psychology

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Becalmed yachts

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

I'm afraid we only accept manuscripts through an agent, except spy novels, which we only accept through a double agent.

Naval Power of England and France

'Go fish.'

Anchored Fish.

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'Hey! Not fair!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

The Evolution of fish

Seagulls

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Keep her steady!

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Fishing

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.

'Now tell him about our one million kids-he's starting to weaken.'

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts