Ocean Story Strategist T-Shirts

Financing Nemo

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Reverse psychology

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Our open-space office really stimulates information sharing when everyone removes their noise-cancelling headphones."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

Plane with banner shoots at another.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Becalmed yachts

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

Anchored Fish.

Naval Power of England and France

'Go fish.'

Fishing Quota - "Oh no! We've gone over the limit."

'Hey! Not fair!'

Crab stealing fisherman's bait.

"I know I've asked this before, but are you sure it's 'paper cuts scissors'?"

Seagulls

"The change of scenery does wonders for Harlan's hard-driving personality."

The Evolution of fish

Keep her steady!

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

Fishing

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

Spiro & Pusho and the palm tree.

10.378 BC: Zuk Ironthal developed the first diving suit.

"It's quite nice once you're in."

'Now tell him about our one million kids-he's starting to weaken.'

Killer whale going towards off shore accounts rather than other accounts