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'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Slip Ahoy!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"For the last time, 'port' is left, 'starboard' is right!"

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

"Mabel, you are becoming a control freak..."

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

Cheese Plaiters.

'How about a game of cards?'

'Get your mitts off my leaves!!'

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

The gods drink beer while Zeus throws a thunderbolt.

The Lecture.

'Just think, I could be taking you to your bridge game if we had bought that bass boat.'

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Fish Traps/Lure.

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

You're stopping me for sailing & drinking? No sweat. I can swim in a strait line!

"You call this a knot?"

The Fiddler crab.

Fisherman mending his net.

'You're setting the hook too hard, Hank.'

Give a man a fish and he'll eat of one day; teach a man to fish and he'll stink for the ret of his life.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."