Harbor Activities T-Shirts

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Lawnmower

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"I like fountains very much!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Coastguard

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

Seaside

"I don't care what the owner's name is. It's bad luck."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Got to keep the little ones entertained!'

Have a very piratical Birthday

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

'Nice this kite sailboat. But how do you actually land it?'

"Well, he was a lousy captain, but he sure knows how to go out in style!"

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

The synchronized shower event.

Pearl Fishers

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

"That is six feet."

"Arrr! This X marks the buried treature and this X marks a safe social distance!"

Boating Reflection

Portaloo Tidal Wave.

Making Sandcastles