Harbor Inspector T-Shirts

Harbor Inspection Bureau. Well, it's time for the pier review again.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I found the termites!'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

HELLth Food Sprouts

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'The roof needs icing.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Homes on Holmes"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Fire door.

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"What do you mean you wouldn't sweat the water in the basement."

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I'm going in."

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'You forgot the product label.'