Hazard Master T-Shirts

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Man's cooking explodes.

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

Happy Halloween!

"Nice going, Larry. They're going in after your liverwurst and sardine sandwich that fell behind the fridge last month."

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

DIY expert.

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'Are you OK Justin? You don't look very well.'

'I should've known better thank to park my car anywhere near where you dock your boat.'

'Didn't you know? We just drive around. This is a mobile toxic waste dump.'

Load explodes on impact.

Hazardous Wastes R Us.

'The good news is I've found a plumber... the bad news is he's coming from China.'

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

"He was a firm believer in rolling up his sleeves."

Caution falling books

Man at Medical Waste conference says - 'Hello?'

'I can see the Hand of God in that one!'

'And to think I worried about safe sex.'

Golfer hits a plane on his drive.

"Where are the fire exits?"

Hazards ALWAYS exist!...

Eyes Open!...

Lion Tamer leaves a Crisis Management Center

Workers in Hazmat suits make sweets

Another anthrax case...

Asbestos Clean-up

"No you back off! My load is so toxic it's eaten my reverse gear!"