Coastal Walking Pillows

Coast to coast.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Holiday time.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Sandy Floss