Coastal Travel Mugs

Lighthouse switch

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Try me/try me/try me...

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

Ever Given

Sandy Floss

'It always great to get away from it all.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

Really Early Vikings

"I've seen this before. Keep his head inside the car when the vehicle is in motion."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Giraffe looking out of a lighthouse.

Lighthouse

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

Replacement Lighthouse

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

'You're talking three million, ballpark

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

"Delivery."

The Old Man and the Noodle.

Damp? Only when the tide is very, very high.

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."