Coastal Walks Mugs

Coast to coast walk.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

Holiday time.

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Danger Falling Leaves

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Desert Island Dating.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Wow! Check out the moon."