Coastal Walks Mugs

Coast to coast walk.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Danger Falling Leaves

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Desert Island Dating.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Sandy Floss

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if