Beach Walking Mugs

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about these long walks makes me want to cheat on you."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'When we met you said you liked long walks on the beach.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'He lives for his holidays.'

Beach Barbecue

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.