Beach Walking Prints

"American plastic waste on a European beach... wow! Globalization works!"

'I'm looking for a man who enjoys long walks on the beach... so he has something to do while I'm shopping.'

"Ah, the ecstasy of moving all the right muscle groups."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something about these long walks makes me want to cheat on you."

"Wow! Check out the moon."

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

My personal ad specifically said I was a "dog person who enjoys walks on the beach."

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

'When we met you said you liked long walks on the beach.'

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Beach Barbecue

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"