Beach Going Prints

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Who needs Benidorm when we have global warming?

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Damn!—feels like another lawyer."

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

No, cruel nature, WHY?

Beer Belly.

'Bill, you've got your thongs mixed up.'

'Who says I'm beached?'

'That's not oil-based, is it?'

'The acme fund...1 yr, 10...5 yr, 12...10 yr, 17.'

'Remember, honey, we're in Mexico, not Europe.'

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

"Nation-building never works."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Holiday time.

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Bring your own inflatable.