Coastal Adventurer Pillows

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

Replacement Lighthouse

White Cliffs of Dover

Seagiraffes

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Holiday time.

Local Knowledge

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Captain in a storm

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Scuba cow"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Come out with your fins up!'