British Seaside Lover Gifts

'Are we booking a holiday in Frinton-on-Sea?'

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'He lives for his holidays.'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Working Holiday

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Surf Casting

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Pina Coladas

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Iliadette.

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Privates Beach"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

Sunbathers.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Easter Island Shades...

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Ladies by the seaside

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Beer Parasol.