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"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Crap. I overslept."

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

Fish-losophy

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Underwater wedding!

Scuba Skater

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Divers Lap Pool

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

'At least, we're marooned on a big island: It took me an hour to walk around it...'

'Leave well enough alone. Don't rock the boat!'

'And to think that only this morning we were just so much Flotsam and Jetsam on the sea of life.'

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

'Was it hot in the city?'

City on Green IV drip.

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

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