Surfing Dreamers T-Shirts

"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach...but I've got to finish the ironing!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Crap. I overslept."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Cod Psychologists.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Mermaid and old sailor

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Scuba Skater

Parents shows the sea to their child.

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

I didn't realize we were on spring break this week.

Transatlantic.

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Hope

Seafront Hotel.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"Do you mind?!"

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'

Divers Lap Pool