Surfing Dreamers Mugs

"I know it's summer, and you'd rather be at the beach...but I've got to finish the ironing!"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Crap. I overslept."

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

Cod Psychologists.

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'Sorry, kids, I forgot we live in Michigan.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

Starry-Fish Starry-Fish Night

Mermaid and old sailor

Scuba Skater

Parents shows the sea to their child.

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

Transatlantic.

Seafront Hotel.

The Ultimate Beginner's Board

'There's nothing to beat a real seaside holiday is there?'

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"I told you everyone was moving out of the city!"

"This happy breed of men, this little world, this blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this east end of Long Island!"

Hope

"Do you mind?!"

"Water covers two thirds of the Earth's surface. So how come we never go out?"

'Another sad attempt at improvisational cartooning'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

"I'm sorry--I meant to say 'island paradise,' not 'soft target'"

'And, as advertised, beautiful sea-views...'

' I hope this adds a little enjoyment for you. '

Divers Lap Pool

'It doesn't feel like a Tuesday. It feels more like a Thursday.'