Underwater Living Dreamers Mugs

"Nice, but it's still a fish bowl. We'd like something with a little more privacy."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"This blood knot ought to be re-named the blood, sweat and tears knot."

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"But honey. . . he's just not our kind!"

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"Crap. I overslept."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

'If you don't stop thinking about that waitress, I'm leaving!'

'If we could just sink Noah's Ark, think of the variety of food we could sample...'

Home 'Submerged' Home! (Home value less than mortgage).

'I wish somebody would say something.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

Underwater wedding!

Scuba Skater

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

"Sometimes I'd rather be loved than feared."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Divers Lap Pool

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

'The nerve! We're only three hours late!'

'I borrowed so much money to buy this thing I have to time share it with the bank manager!'

'I want to be the first Mountain Goat to sail the Seven Seas...'

'It's a nice nook alright, but I'm more after something deep and narrow...'

City on Green IV drip.

'Was it hot in the city?'

'Leave well enough alone. Don't rock the boat!'

"Your sounds put me to sleep."

'At least, we're marooned on a big island: It took me an hour to walk around it...'

GoldfishHolidays.com

'And to think that only this morning we were just so much Flotsam and Jetsam on the sea of life.'

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."