Ocean Floor Dreamers Mugs

'I wish somebody would say something.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Neptune

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Sunbathers.

'It must be the dead sea.'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

underwater knight

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Mermaid Art

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I wish I was creative'

Lighthouse Hammock.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Feeling for shells

'Will you be my Valentine?'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Dollphins

A Significant Moment in the History of Terrestrial Whales'Let's take a load off our feet, and go for a swim.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

"We've got a problem."

Lovers swimming underwater

Shell Pods

Lovers scuba diving

Pirates

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'So much for your internal compass.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'