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L.A. Law

On holiday.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

Sunbathers.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

"I only need shade for my wine."

Segregated Beach

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Hollywood Breakup

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

"How's it look back there?"

'Sounded more like a seagull to me.'

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"I'm not the only one who hates you changing the channel every second. Now when you want to watch TV, the remote escapes."

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

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"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

A man sitting in the grass reading

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

'Anything good on the telly tonight? Yes dear the vase!'

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What … have … you … done?"

'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'