Beach Loungewear Aficionados Gifts

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Delivery."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

'Inactive wear'

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Thong World.