Loungewear Enthusiast Gifts

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

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"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'First of all, relax.'

"Summer Reading Group"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Chillaxing!