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"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

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Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

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Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'First of all, relax.'

"Is there an option to make my out-of-office message permanent?"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Summer Reading Group"

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

Chillaxing!