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"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"I just finished working. Let me find something even more comfortable to change into."

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Hole in Onesie.

'Ah, pants. My old nemesis.'

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

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"Have you seen my onesie?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Lounging by the pool

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Sunbathing in the park

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm having a pajama day."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

The Martini is invented.

"You are still here."

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

Contented man and cat sleeping

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."