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"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

The Snooze Bar.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Chillaxing!

Happy Retirement

"Noooooooooooo!"

"I want to work from home!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Great tights!"

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

The Common Sutra.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Happy Brithday

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Hey Google, describe the view."