Loungewear Aficionado Pillows

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He lives for his holidays.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Chillaxing!

Happy Retirement

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"I want to work from home!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Happy Brithday

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"Great tights!"

Women pay for one hour of uninterrupted sleep.

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

'Marvin, you fell asleep in the hot tub again.'