Loungewear Pillows

"Good grief young man! It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why are you still in your pyjamas?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"I just finished working. Let me find something even more comfortable to change into."

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Hole in Onesie.

'Ah, pants. My old nemesis.'

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Home Working Dress Codes

"Have you seen my onesie?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Lounging by the pool

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

Sunbathing in the park

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Contented man and cat sleeping

"You are still here."

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"I'm having a pajama day."

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

How the goat got square eyes.

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'