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"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Chillaxing!

Happy Retirement

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"I want to work from home!"

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Noooooooooooo!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Cyber Dream

Happy Brithday

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Are we sun-drenched or sun-dried?"