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"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

The Snooze Bar.

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

Chillaxing!

Happy Retirement

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The Sleeping Congregation.

"Noooooooooooo!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"I want to work from home!"

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

Happy Brithday

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cyber Dream

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

The Common Sutra.

Father Christmas with a psychiatrist during summer

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

Power Nap, ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!