Lounging Enthusiast Gifts

Happy Brithday

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Taking it easy

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Sunbathing in the park

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Lounging by the pool

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Temporarily Unavailable

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

The Martini is invented.

Contented man and cat sleeping

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I'm having a pajama day."