Leisurewear Enthusiast Gifts

'Inactive wear'

On holiday.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

"That shirt is so last year."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

I love my cape

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Feathered frenzy

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Employment Dept. Fill Out Job Applications Here. This application form has too much space for "work experience" and not enough for "leisure activities."

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf