Leisurewear Gifts

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Hole in Onesie.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Easter Island legs

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Church for sports worshipers.

'That was fun!'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'According to this book, the casino has a slight edge in this game.'

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"I love this time of day."

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

Man fishing with large bait

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Sunbathers.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Fresh pepper?"