Lounge Wear Gifts

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

Couch Potatoes

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Lion Choir.

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

"And now, with our own unique version of the cole porter classic. . ."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

'Inactive wear'

Show Mom You Love Her!

I guess I just assumed we'd skip Take your child to work day this year. Chips.

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

Shirker ant.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Sometimes Colin found it difficult to get back into the office routine.

Patient to therapist: 'How is this supposed to help me stop being a couch potato?'

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"I just finished working. Let me find something even more comfortable to change into."

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

Singer and Pianist.

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.