Leisurewear Enthusiast Mugs

'Inactive wear'

On holiday.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"That shirt is so last year."

Cat medal presentations take a long time

Happy Retirement

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

I love my cape

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Feathered frenzy

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

"Read me back the minutes from the last dip."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"It's our best seller. Perfect for sitting idly by."

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

"I do what I love, so I never work a day in my life."

Friday: Permanent Vacation

Sleeping Chair.