Leisurewear Lover Mugs

Inactive wear

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Well Earned Vacation"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Happy Retirement

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Table tennis.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Would it still be considered a weekend getaway if we never go back?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'