Leisurewear Lover Pillows

Inactive wear

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

On holiday.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Stairlift around cliff face.

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Well Earned Vacation"

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

Happy Retirement

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

"At my age kiddo, you enjoy the simple pleasures: a comfy cushion and a heat-lamp..."

Table tennis.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'