Beach Loungewear Aficionados Prints

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

There is no hurricane season in Aruba...

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, fell, and retained a brilliant attorney."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

"Gucci Firenze 1921"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Man and Woman suck in their stomachs in order to impress.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

That's my summer place.

'Ask me about my portfolio.'

"This will look great on our bedroom wall."

"Delivery."

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

With a webcam I can attend meetings while sitting behind my desk here at home. This situation leads to some disjointed clothing ensembles.

'Inactive wear'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"I'd invite you back to the house for a glass of iced tea, but I'm afraid our kitchen isn't kosher."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch