Beachwear Enthusiast Prints

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

Thong World.

'Is that a thong or is your rear end devouring your swimsuit?'

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

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"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

I told you not to swim out to far

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

'Not bad kid, but you'd be vulnerable to attacks here and here.'

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

'You'd better dig him up again, Veronica - He's got the car keys!'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'