Beachwear Retailer Gifts

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

'Do you have it in black?'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Two piece outfits only.

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

Bathing suit.

The Emperor's New Speedo

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

Thong World.

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'It's goose down!'

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

"Do you do these in sheep?"