Beachwear Gifts

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

Bikini Briefs/Bottom Fashion Over Time

'Do you have this one in a XXX large?'

Thong World.

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Building giant sand pies.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

Man with a bad voice practices his singing thinking he is alone.

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

I guess we're getting too far from the hotel beach...

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

That's my summer place.

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

Two piece outfits only.

Lifeguard... Lifetime funds manager

The Emperor's New Speedo

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Whatcha doing for vacation, Emily? Working at the beach caf� where all the lifeguards hang out. I'm ready for a summer of love! Me too! Aren't you babysitting? For 3 of the cutest little boys in West Fester Elementary. Check out the sexy chocolate milk mustache.

Seriously? Boom! Pow, pow, pow!

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

The Adventures of Morton - Sensitive skin.

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"