Beachwear Retailer Pillows

'It's casual Friday, you know.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Sale on Bathing Suits, One Size Fits None.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Better lose the hat people are staring."

"It's not that you're too old for a thong, dear. It's just you've got it on backwards."

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

Mankini - One size fits all.

"Gavin - do you think we should have used clean socks?"

"This is Josh, our summer intern."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

Two piece outfits only.

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

Thong World.

The Emperor's New Speedo

'It's goose down!'

"I suppose you’re wondering why I summoned you, minion." "Not really, boss." "I’ve noticed a disturbing trend: bikinis are getting smaller and smaller, so small, in fact, that they no longer hide anything." "I think it’s about time our cafe took a stand and did something to outlaw this moral decay." "That’s why I’ve arranged for you to hand ‘campaign donations’ to several city councilmembers." "This doesn’t have anything to do with our declining donut sales, does it?" "People should never have t

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

Bathing suit.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

Sasquatch/Summersquatch

"Do you do these in sheep?"

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Marsupial Mom Jeans,